Chronicles of an IJGB: I'm now an INTE

There is a long standing debate about how long ones IJGB title lasts. When does the status expire? When does the term lose validity to it's owner?

Theories suggest that it is when you start telling people:

'Come and join me'  or 'She's not on seat' or 'Am at your back?'

or when you crave Amala from the local bukka over chicken and chips.

or When you find that you're constantly sqeezing your face to avoid interaction

Perhaps it's When you drive like a mad man?

Chronicles of an IJGB: How NOT to NYSC

Dear friends, family, fellow IJGB men/women, incoming IJGB and general blog readers,

(If I missed out your category, call me out o)

 As I take before you (I'm not even sure that makes sense), it is with a heavy heart I tell you, NYSC might've won this battle. I've done it all wrong. 

 I'm not about to confess my sins... but here's some tips on how NOT to do NYSC and the possible consequences: 

Chronicles of an IJGB: SayNoToRice2016.

There's rice at home.

Chronicles of an IJGB: New Years and Influx.

I swear we only just got rid of a bunch of IJGB's? How are there still MORE around?

Chronicles of an IJGB: Renewal

'No corps member is to leave the state in which they are posted in, moreover the country.'

That line rang in my head as my plane touched down in Heathrow. Apparently, My IJGB status had reached its expiration date, so I had to goan renew the stoffs. LOL. Don't follow me and goan travel oh. I actually got permission and had some personal issues to resolve. But boy it was needed. Lagos had shown me the ultimates of a Yoruba demon, the stresses of being broke, disorganization and every other thing under the sun that I could complain about.