What a CHEAP Zucker...

What's this I am hearing? Mark Zuckerberg 'only' spent $50,000 on a wedding ring for his wife? Please wait as the fucks tosses I actually give load....

It's exam time and yet again here we are wailing about another celebrity's choice of lifestyle. I remember the days when when people would talk about marriage and I'd be like 'eurgh...'.. oh wait, sorry, that was yesterday. Anyway, my point simply is, those of you who agree with Miss Linda Ikeji on how much he 'should've' spent are all zuckers. (See what I did there?) 

ANYWAY!!!
Now that I have your attention (you might as well read on) I have another poem. Thought I'd keep it in the theme of things, no not wedding's and that... BULLCRAP!!!  This one has no title... so title it yourself guys... don't be shy to leave your suggestions below....

"I've got that', 'I've been there' you so often say,
When behind the screen of your laptop is where you lay.
You tweet to us all 'Out with the girlies today'
But really, you just lie.

'I smashed her'. 'She's easy' you confidently boast.
But we all know the truth is she left you to roast.
Your gameless flows in your attempt to toast.
We all really know that you lie.

One prada, one gucci and Brazillian weave you purchased.
But the hair is growing nappy, yourself you disgrace,
And the designer logos seem to have misplaced,
Do we need to point out that you lie?

There's so many lies that each of us tell
Even though we know they take us to hell.
But it's rude and annoying when idiots are bait.
So if your bullcrapping me, PLEASE DO IT WELL!

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS!

(Oh and sorry I lied to get you guys here...but hey...it worked, No?|)

© Toni Peters

HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY!

'A year ago I was sat behind this screen (well actually of an older laptop), and decided that I wanted to take poetry much more seriously, I'd already gone through the process of starting up ToniVerse, but i wanted there to be more of it. I wanted the VERSE aspect of this 'brand' to stand out. So like I sat down after my exams and well I typed.

A year and 39 posts later, ToniVerse still lives and all that's changed...  well nothing. I mean I've grown/developed/expanded over the year, but I am still me, and ToniVerse still represents the other side of sanity and I am still a writer; a poet. 

I'd like to thank you guys that have visited at least on a monthly basis and that. I will not lie, I did not expect to have nearly 2000 views (as of when writing this) in a year, in all honesty, I didn't even think I'd get up to 10% of that, but hey... I guess I'm doing something right?

I don't wanna ramble on any longer, but yeah... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TONIVERSE!!!!!!!!!! 

(Unfortunately this is the peak period of my examinations so I don't have anything prepared for you guys, but I promise something before the end of the month guys) 

LOVE TO YOU ALL! 

  xx

That feeling Part 1

Sensational feel when I hear you come around.
I get weak by the thought of your presence.
Then I inhale your scent and I am whisked away,
to a land where my imagination alone knows.

You glance in this direction;
Leaving me merciless at the stare of your eyes
And as I stare in response with my mind long adrift,
You smirk at my odd looking ways.

The edge of your mouth raises ever so slightly,
But your teeth somewhat glimmer through,
the tiny gap between your separated lips,
the lips so esculent and inviting.

Control yourself' My mind tells me.

But then, then you speak.
You utter your words, yet you bellow.
Your voice so melodically deep.
It rings in my head repeatedly,
Usurping my thoughts by command.

O ye stranger, who hath walketh into my life.
I find myself in awe of your being.
You are beautiful yet masculine
Extremely attractive.

You leave.
I'm left with a memory alone.


© Toni Peters