World Poetry Day: For..

Today is World Poetry Day.

Chronicles of an IJGB: I'm now an INTE

There is a long standing debate about how long ones IJGB title lasts. When does the status expire? When does the term lose validity to it's owner?

Theories suggest that it is when you start telling people:

'Come and join me'  or 'She's not on seat' or 'Am at your back?'

or when you crave Amala from the local bukka over chicken and chips.

or When you find that you're constantly sqeezing your face to avoid interaction

Perhaps it's When you drive like a mad man?

Chronicles of an IJGB: How NOT to NYSC

Dear friends, family, fellow IJGB men/women, incoming IJGB and general blog readers,

(If I missed out your category, call me out o)

 As I take before you (I'm not even sure that makes sense), it is with a heavy heart I tell you, NYSC might've won this battle. I've done it all wrong. 

 I'm not about to confess my sins... but here's some tips on how NOT to do NYSC and the possible consequences: